But that hasn't discouraged the wife. She has subscribed to several employment notices via email that keep her posted on any possible jobs within 10,000 miles.
So far, so good! Nothing is showing up that for which our background is qualified.
But she's persistant. So, today, while she's out for a while, we took a look at one of the notices and found the perfect job.
It's in Dyersburg - not far from home - and must pay real well. They want to pay a "highly competitive recruitment package" and then include a production bonus, relocation fees, education debt assistance and even help pay a monthly financial stipend while they finish my training.
We may not get the position, but she'll be proud of us for planning to submit an application.
But first, we need to find out what a BC/BE neurologist does during the day. We think we can fake it for a while - at least until we get through the training part - and so we'll willing to make a concession on our compensation until that time.
And if that doesn't pan out, well, we have other options.
One of the emails we opened was a notification from Mike Ugo that he was forwarding to me $6,500 today. It is to arrive through Western Union. That's good news, but it gets better.
Mr. Ugo says he is going to be sending $6,500 every day until we receive our entire $2.9 million. (Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, right?)
In order to receive the funding, we need to contact a Mr. Good Luck (funny name, huh?) and give him our bank account numbers and Social Security number so they will know they are sending the money to the correct person.
It had to be legit because he gave us a telephone number down in the Caribbean where all those rich people live.
Wow! That was easy.
The wife will be proud of us when she returns.
This making money thing easier that we thought.
After all, it's not brain surgery!
